Art of the Folked

Ok Dracula, you gotta stop. Why are you doing this. Everyone is really worried. AI is starting to glitch out…

Dracula, you are one crazy SOB. I saw this one movie of yours where they had a sliver of light…

These are late 1980's A&P / Foodtown styled supermarket circulars for each year of EMToast. Most of these were used…

What? Dancing in a tophat in the sunlight? Dracula, you do know you're a vampire right? Hey Dracula! Leave them…

One of the best ideas you've had in a while there man. Are those the children of the night or…

This is getting crazy Drac. I don't think that's a good idea at all. Good price though. Be careful. Watch…

What are you doing Dracula? Be careful man. I guess you really like the sun a lot. It seems like…

Wow, check out this very real advertisement I found in my local newspaper. Just $9.00 for Dracula's Favorite Sunset Paintings.

Can you do a parody of a parody? Yes, I think so. If you don't know what Garbage Pail Kids…

A small clarification for anyone trying to mention EMToast out loud without accidentally sending people to the wrong website. The…

Everybody and his brother are making AI advertisements now. Your local flea market has individual ads for each vendor. Your…

Dracula is the guy who loves the sun. Can't get enough of it. He has sun wallpaper. Sun paintings. Constantly…

These poor little robo guys ate too much junk foods and now their brains got scrambled at night. 

This was the original idea. I thought the idea of Galvatron Gulping Gaviscon was kind of funny. Robots get heartburn…

Here is another dump of ai generated images I had laying around that made me laugh. I have a more…

A lot of artists hate AI. I get it. But what artist is going to spend days and days drawing…

I'm not much of an artist, so I enlisted the help of some AI's to create a fresh version of…

According to a groundbreaking new study, drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by an incredible 500 years. The study, which…

Merry Christmas you dolphin loving foot sniffing freaks!

I am barely operational.

It's hard to pick a favorite.

FADE IN: INT. CLOUDY SKY - DAY The sky is dark and overcast, with thick clouds rolling across the horizon.

In the year 2035, deep in the heart of the Amazon rainforest, a group of mad scientists had finally succeeded…

Tell me this doesn't look delicious.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You will do anything to make others feel uncomfortable, even in their own homes. Your intention…

It was a dark and stormy night in the Wild West. The sky was filled with lightning and the wind…

In 2025 When EMToast becomes a large corporation, a new logo will be chosen. Thousands of people will be hired,…

In the style of Beatrix Potter?

Feel free to print out these colorful stickers and stick them all over your kitchen. Back in the 80's kids…

Fade in: Ext. Desert - Day We see a group of people walking through the desert. They are a diverse…

It was a dark and stormy night, and the streets were empty except for the throngs of robots marching in…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a group of robots decided to hold a parade. The…

I can't figure out why anyone would even spend the time to do this type of thing. I mean does…

The pixel art depicted two beautiful women, standing side by side. One of them held a slice of toast up…

She's the girl with the golden tooth Shining bright, shining truth She lights up the room with her smile She's…

The toast was a deep golden color, the color of the sun at its peak in the sky. It was…

Billy Wizard was a young boy who lived in a small village on the outskirts of a dense forest. He…

Who could possibly be this interested in toast? No human. Perhaps the toast is painting itself? Self portraits. Is toast…