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Dracula Sun Worshipper

By EMToast Staff
May 27, 2026

Dracula is the guy who loves the sun.  Can't get enough of it.  He has sun wallpaper.  Sun paintings. Constantly watching HDR videos of sunrises and sunsets on Youtube. He has vivid dreams of walking out into the sun. It just makes him so happy. 

 

 

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