"You better shut up or I'll make your eye bigger than it already is."

Inspired by the song Hall of Heads by They Might Be Giants although the lyric is actually roll out that…

Attention horror movie makers. Enough with the loud noises. They are a poor replacement for talent. You probably put those…

your world is covered in dog diarrhea

Don’t smoke no more.  You gotta get your shits together.