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Whiny Guy Handcuffed to Ex-Wife and Beaten

By EMToast Staff
March 28, 2009

Just because your crackhead ex-wife handcuffs herself to you, that doesn't give you an excuse to be a baby.  Feed her some crack and shut the fuck up. Never call the police.  Never.

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