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What Happened to Oracle's Face?

By EMToast Staff
January 4, 2015
old drunk photo

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted to the Oracle to extract their truths.

Oracle we ask you: What the hell happened to your face?

Oracle says: That old bastard was a drunk.

Photo by Tetsumo

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