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A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Caffeine has found that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by…

In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by a staggering 500 years. The…

In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the world in amazement, the World Health Organization (WHO) has declared that the…

Once upon a time, in the year 1575, in a small village in Eastern Europe, there lived a man named…

In a shocking turn of events, President Trump announced today that he plans to run for president again in 2028.

Speaking to reporters, President Joe Biden of the United States said, 'I'll be honest with you, I have no clue…

In a groundbreaking new study, researchers at the University of Emoji have found that all of humanity's problems, from war…

In a stunning announcement today, the federal government revealed a bold new plan to combat global warming: shooting water into…

Susan Johnson prides herself on being a tech-savvy mom. She's got a smartphone, a tablet, and a laptop, and she's…

In a shocking revelation, Elvis Presley has been spotted alive and well on a distant planet, performing for a group…

A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Caffeine has found that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by…

A man who claims to have traveled through time from the year 2048 has made headlines with his extraordinary tale…

In a bold move, the government has announced a plan to tackle climate change once and for all: building a…

New research has revealed that wishing can often lead to coma in susceptible individuals, with doctors warning of the dangers…

In a shocking turn of events, procrastination has been named America's top pastime, beating out other worthy contenders like staring…

In a shocking turn of events, NASA announced today that it has realized it forgot to pack snacks for its…

Mummies, long thought to be a fictional creation, are in fact real according to leading scientists. Dr. Sarah Smith, an…

A team of scientists and doctors have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing the remains of the legendary four-breasted woman. This…

In a shocking turn of events, the Santa at the old department store on the outskirts of town was arrested…

In recent years, the topic of dolphin rape has garnered a great deal of attention, with some claiming that it…

As the COVID-19 pandemic raged on, the world began to crumble. The virus spread rapidly, infecting millions of people and…

Do not eat the marzipan devils. Your emotion providing service has denied authorization for evil feelings.

I think that toast forgot to turn on the tv. Hey! Toast! Your TV is off! Oh he's getting it.

What's the difference anyway? Can barely tell.

This event is happening in our local area. Begin painting toasts on all of our local area streets and you…

A time will come when your sins will finally catch up to you. Only you know what you've done, and…

Vote with your comment on your favorite one. 5 winners will be selected as the web and wall poster promos…

Based on the highly anticipated Will Ferrell movie Gatorz, a new animated series has been announced. It will follow Gator,…

Welcome to Fruityconcon Join us for our annual convention every summer as we celebrate fruitopomorphics, which are human-like fruit characters,…

In a new set of Instagraph photos which he claims are not photoshopped, Will shows off his new physique. He…

Some women like to dress as fruit. Similar to furries, only they are called fruities.

Joe Biden has an evil twin brother! Not really, but turns out he’s got the next best thing—a MAGA loving…

Disturbing. Arrested. Vegan. Handgun. Ammunition. Special Report. Carnivore. Stand By. Final Days.

Circle all demons. Repair all demons.  This is what the management demands.  This is what the residents pray for.

Dear Doctor Charles: I travel through our local area quite a lot. Parking here, and parking there. I generally don't…

3 suspicious trees are under investigation in Hunterton county.  The trees are suspected of hiding things in there.

About ten years ago, someone tried to convince me that Fred Durst is a 200 year old vampire. As the…

4dr14nqg / Pixabay “Ask the Doctor” where readers ask questions of  the world renounced general practitioner Dr. Charles V. Fullerton.

By: steve lodefink Miniature cockroaches twenty times tinier than bedbugs have been discovered in our local area. Scientists report the…

Oliver, the human-chipmanzee hybrid who died in 2012 was more intelligent than was previously thought. A recent memoir was purportedly…

WikiImages / Pixabay American Inventor, Thomas Edison, shared 7 strange truths about himself with EMToast (when we read his private…

TEDDY BEAR TOWN: A teddy bear female has been sentenced to 35 years to life in prison for the plastic-bag…

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

Deerface, Iowa -- Two officers and a college student remain in critical but stable condition after an arrest gone wrong.