Art of the Folked

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast’s questions.

All photos created by Murphy Bot based on EMToast's questions.

Oliver, the human-chipmanzee hybrid who died in 2012 was more intelligent than was previously thought. A recent memoir was purportedly…

An alternate movie poster for the July 2016 movie Godzilla Resurgence has leaked.  Check out the teaser trailer for the…

One day you're going to find my battle scarred skeleton underneath your front porch.

   Does the Reese owl bat spray blood out of its mouth or hiss?  No, this denizen of the North…

Tastes like a frog with its eyes on its ass.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Twelve Girl From Twin Peaks Eleven Kris Jenners or…

On the eleventh day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Eleven Kris Jenners or Edward Cullens Ten Guy from…

On the tenth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Ten Guy from Super Troopers Nine Kristen Stewarts Eight…

On the ninth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Nine Kristen Stewarts Eight Boris Karloffs Seven Selena Gomezs…

On the eighth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Eight Boris Karloffs Seven Selena Gomezs Six Amy Winehouse…

On the seventh day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Seven Selena Gomezs Six Amy Winehouse Five Jason Priestleys…

On the sixth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Six Amy Winehouse Five Jason Priestleys Four Taylor Swifts…

On the fifth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Five Jason Priestleys Four Taylor Swifts Three Osama Bin…

On the fourth day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Four Taylor Swifts Three Osama Bin Ladens Two Khloe…

On the third day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Three Osama Bin Ladens Two Khloe Kardashians and a…

On the second day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: Two Khloe Kardashians and a Kelly Osbourne with red…

On the first day of Christmas Justin Bieber dressed for thee: A Kelly Osbourne with red cheeks

Hope stands alone.  Immune to the contagious facial Impetago that has decimated her family this holiday season. No less than…

Frank9 pet us please!

A: I left my phone at home. Don't be sad if I don't answer your texts until later. B: I…

Floss is good. You not a scumbag otherwise you can live in town with no teeth.

Billy Wizard told me some women should be wearing lysol for perfoom it will help theyr job

there are no white teeth on pretty girls unless they bleach them to be in the pornose movies Billy Wizard…

Brought to you by, your friends at the National Hamburger Council of Panama & BurgersForTheSight.org Please detach and keep within…

Top Bun: For upper lid firmness to protect your eye from sharp objects. Lettuce: For whiter eyes Tomatoes: For round…

Today a eagle is born the most powerful the merkin nagel. Billy likes it best of off the kinds

Fritzy write in you journal. You can not make me wright a journal entry today if I do not have…

Today it rain. I did not say dry and Billy Wizard said to me stop shivering like a shitting dog.

today I went to my friends hause his name is yehuda weiner his ma gave us dry bad cookies like…

Pep’s Confusion Filter was printed in fancy blue letters across the side of the bottle. The men were drinking it…

Are you sure that's a good place to hide the body?

Even though he wouldn’t eat the candy, in the end they still made him into a sugar skull.

When I die, I hope to be reborn as a 1989 Toyota Tercel.  Rusted and dependable, but unwanted.

200 years ago people lived in caves and wore animal skins and cleaned chimneys with the bones of small children…