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Parenting IS for everybody, even people who hate kids

By EMToast Staff
August 25, 2009
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He kind of makes you feel sad like that song about the electric bear from The Notwist. His parents had better send him to boarding school in his preteen years, and while he is away they had better move and leave no forwarding address.

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