I Need Sugar For My Heart

Thin droopy eyebrows got you down?  Poorly defined bushy brows?  All that’s in the past.  It’s 2009 now, a new…

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

Day 1: I woke up this morning to the sound of birds pecking inside of my walls, which was creepy,…

If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss.  -…