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Chocolate Bunny Want Meat

By EMToast Staff
April 22, 2011
EATHERS

Easter bunny get up this morning and he want hims meat.  Them childrens was runnin all around up and down them streets.  He say that’s a sweet piece a child meat.

Then he crunches into them an say this a hollow child.  I want a solid.  They jus don’t make em like they used to. I done got gypped.

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