Chocolate Bunny Want Meat
Easter bunny get up this morning and he want hims meat. Them childrens was runnin all around up and down them streets. He say that’s a sweet piece a child meat.
Then he crunches into them an say this a hollow child. I want a solid. They jus don’t make em like they used to. I done got gypped.
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