"Blecky potato pancakes, kids screaming in the corner while pooping their pants."

Don’t lie to kids or withhold the truth from them. Most little kids are smarter than you give them credit…

While showering at the gym, a 35 year old man suspected there was a peeping tom in the next shower…

He kind of makes you feel sad like that song about the electric bear from The Notwist. His parents had…

Grampa: What are all these broccoli doing here? It’s not Christmas? The girl: Wha? What happened to Midnight? Grampa: He…