"Blecky potato pancakes, kids screaming in the corner while pooping their pants."

Don’t lie to kids or withhold the truth from them. Most little kids are smarter than you give them credit…

Grampa: What are all these broccoli doing here? It’s not Christmas? The girl: Wha? What happened to Midnight? Grampa: He…

“The Oracle” where a select group is asked to answer unknown questions and to ask unanswerable questions.  These are submitted…

While showering at the gym, a 35 year old man suspected there was a peeping tom in the next shower…