Beware the One Who Is Always There to Wipe Away Your Tears

Crusty Cringle the disgusing Santa Claus with the milk crusted coat is coming to our local area.  Make sure you…

If a man gives you flowers, thank him, blow your nose, and tell him the flowers smell of piss.  -…

Who says there aren’t any jobs available? You an always move to the UK and become an ass holder.

47 year old man was married to his 40 year old wife for almost 20 years and they have a…