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Apartment 223: Very Hungry
A look into the famous Apartment 223 from Dr. Dooom's 1999 album First Come, First Served.


Shangri-La Resident Rick Ruben
Shangri-La was a great documentary. Review complete.
















My Son, Still Eating That Corn
He loves his corn so much. Not sure why he has such a sad face about it. Corn is so…

I Thought the Moon Would Be Safer
Moon of the moon Double Rainbow OMG Moon Man So many rainbow Hangs off Troubling predicament Where are my legs?



Happy ASCII Thanksgiving
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President's MAGA Loving Half Brother Jonathen Biden
Joe Biden has an evil twin brother! Not really, but turns out he’s got the next best thing—a MAGA loving…

Breaking News: It's All Broken
Disturbing. Arrested. Vegan. Handgun. Ammunition. Special Report. Carnivore. Stand By. Final Days.

Uncle Oranges
Uncle Oranges This uncle got some trouble. Something wrong with the bones. Too many peaches.

Uncle Brian Dies in Jail
Photo by Skyler Ewing on Pexels.com Uncle Brian died in jail last night. His sister in law and his wife…

Uncle Brian Killed a Pregnant Woman With Warm Regards
Photo by Vlada Karpovich on Pexels.com Uncle Brian called his half sister in law for help. This is your grandson.

I Got the Lee Bannon Virus On My Computers
Photo by James Nash (aka Cirrus) I gotta run my J Dilla scanner to delete this Lee Bannon virus.













Repair Job #436: Circle Your Demons
Circle all demons. Repair all demons. This is what the management demands. This is what the residents pray for.

The Lord Wants You to Learn to Park
Dear Doctor Charles: I travel through our local area quite a lot. Parking here, and parking there. I generally don't…
